One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i wish my penis had a tongue
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
