we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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