im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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