that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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