problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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