I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
