and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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