Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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