Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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