I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize