You work out of a Hotel?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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