just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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