# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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