Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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