after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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