belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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