Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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