He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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