she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
