well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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