he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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