this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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