..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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