Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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