if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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