Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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