Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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