he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
