she looked like the before picture.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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