This girl is more easily done than said...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
