did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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