I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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