420 ftw
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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