I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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