Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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