That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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