Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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