Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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