discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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