respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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