I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So. Much. Porn.
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