I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
nutella sex= disaster
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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