I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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