Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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