We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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