Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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