She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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