Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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