The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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