I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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