I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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