Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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