Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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