We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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