Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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