if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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